That’s one way to handle the heat.
I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face
so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…
i don’t know why but it made me happy
I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.
pooh-bear and piglet ❤
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER!!
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks
i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)
oH MY FUCKING GOD
ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION
aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST
It’s so cute omfg😭😍
when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning
“Newborn gorilla reacting to a cold stethoscope.”
(From ScienceAllDay on Twitter)
my office manager told me to make a sign for the copier which is out of order then had the audacity to tell me this was “unprofessional”
The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch
That puppy should be allowed on the couch.